Drunk drivers will blow right through a stop sign. The stoner will wait for the stop sign to turn green.
Drunk drivers crash. High drivers just miss their exits.
Drunk people fight on parties. Stoned people doesn't listen to what their friends are saying.
When you drink a lot, you throw up, you pass out. When you smoke a lot of weed, you just don't talk.
More than 2,5 million people dies because of alcohol every year. Less than 0 people dies because of smoking marijuana.
If you drinks a lot, on the next day your head is exploding, hangover. If you smokes a lot of pot, on the other day you smoke more.
Alcohol destroys your liver. THC does NOT kill your braincells! That's a myth.
People that works drunk, can't do anything at all. Stoned workers, just do it slowly.
Sometimes, if you drink a LOT, you fail at sex. If you are stoned, maybe you'll have the best sex ever.
Drinking a lot, makes you feel dizzy. Smoking weed a lot, makes you feel hungry.
Alcohol has crooked taxes, it steals from us. Cannabis, you can just grow at your house.
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