What's up stoners ? So, I decided to do one of those posts that really comes from your heart and your lazy brain (just like other ones we already had, like "stoners phrases", or "ways to roll a joint", "nicknames for different smokers"...things like that), you know ? I'm gonna wirte down some shits that happens to everyone when they're stoned...Posts like these I really enjoy, cuz it's true, it's a fact..and you, reading it, can easily identify yourself..and that's what's funny about it! Now..no more formalism, let's roll, light, and read.
- You NEVER rememeber if you had already closed/locked the fuckin' door!
- You're going to take a shower, so you get your clean clothes and go to the bathroom, right ? - Wrong! I went to the shower, with all my clothes on my hands, and wtf ?! I just noticed when everything was already soaked! (DID happen to me)
- You choose that specific song that you always like to hear when you're high, you stop everything to listen to it..But if ANYTHING happens meanwhile, you fuckin forget the song! When you realize, it's on a completely different song, and you don't remember that the other one was gone!
- How about when you forget to use the ashtray, and the ash (when still burning) falls on your shirt, or shorts..Sometimes you notice before it burns, sometimes it makes a hole on your clothe, and sometimes you just realize when it burns your skin, after crossing your clothes. haha!
- So you're high as a kite, and there's ALWAYS someone that comes to you with a really 'important and LOOONG' storie about boyfriends/girlfriends, college/work, movies. The only thing I know is that when the person stops talking, waiting for your reaction like "what u think ??" - You just look at his/her eyes, and shows a small smile, like.."ya..sure! that's the shit!"..when u have NO idea of what was the conversation about, cuz you were looking to the walls, the roof..you just weren't there.
- After some joints, you're starving..hunger. So ,you go make something for you to eat. You get your plate, put your sandwich there, than you get a glass and fill it with Coke. Going to your bedroom or TV, you stop and look to your hands..you're holding the Ketchup and the Coke bottle..
- You're writing a post on your blog, suddenly you're not writing anymore..And coming back to the post page, it's when you remember what you were doing, and start again, really happy! =)
- The shower again! Almost ending your shower, when you start wondering.."man..did I wash my hair already ?". And you always end up washing it twice, or not, maybe in fact it is the first. Haha!
- Lighters and joints...you never know where did you leave it for the last time. Who finds it it's your mom, wife, sister..
- If you're alone, you're the best drummer ever.
- If hunger, then you're the best cook ever.
- You're high and hunger, you order a pizza. But sometimes, you just remember that when you hear "DIN DONG!" (that's the door bell), and u get really happy cuz you have pizza.
- High in the supermarket! That's one of the best places for me to go high, dont know why..but at the same time you spent a lot, haha. But, the shit is, you think of something and go to the market to buy it. Once you get there, you just keep staring the products and the shelfs, just looking, not seeing.
- If smoking a joint, you are trying to smoke until the end, and man..when it burns your lips, do hurt.
I'm done thinking, but I think I wrote some commum shits/situations that happens to us, weedholics.
That's it!
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